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College Newspaper Lands Major ‘Joe The Plumber’ Interview
Unlicensed artisan Sam Wurzelbacher, known to most Americans as “Joe the Plumber,” has gone from interviews on CNN/MSNBC/Fox News everyday and being the only talking point of a major party’s...
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John McCain’s Sexy Lobbyist Friend Sues NYT For $27 Million That It Doesn’t Have
Dig through your memory of the 20 trillion mini-scandals that defined the ceaseless 2-hour news cycle we called the “2008 Presidential Election” and you may remember a liberal New York Times story that...
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Elderly Wingnut ‘Teen Idol’ Also Wants Personal Copy of Obama’s Birth...
What happens when you’re super angry about a Negro somehow becoming president, but there are no longer specific laws against a Negro becoming president? Make up something else! Better yet, make up...
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WATERGATE × INFINITY: “White House Social Secretary Desiree Rogers told me Friday she will step down next month, after presiding over 330 events in the White House in 14 months.” [Sun Times]
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Kathy Griffin Ruins Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Maybe
Ha ha, it’s Kathy Griffin, from… wherever she’s from! She is the one who curses a lot on CNN’s Anderson Cooper New Year’s Party, yes? In one of those “unplanned” moments of live television. Well she is...
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Billionaire Republicans Have Fool-Proof Secret Weapon Against Obama That Will...
Uh oh! It looks like some rightwing Chicago Cubs owner (?) has a secret plan to spend millions finally showing America the real Barack Hussein NOBAMA via his shadowy association with a man no one has...
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‘The Blaze’ Writer, Headline Writer At Odds Over Thrill Quotient Of Possible...
We feel fairly sure how whoever writes the headlines over at Glenn Beck’s The Blaze feels about a possible Rob Portman veep nod, what with their terrible intimation that nobody even knows who Rob...
View ArticleSome Chick Running For President Even Though She Has A Vagina And Everything,...
The Interwebs are reporting that a broad named Hillz Rodham Somebody will be making a special announcement this weekend: Hillary Clinton is planning to officially launch her US presidential campaign on...
View ArticleEx-Republican Lincoln Chafee Wants To Be Your Next Democratic President....
So now this guy Lincoln Chafee (who?) from the state of Rhode Island (where?) wants to be president because who doesn’t these days? What’s he got that the other bajillion wannabe dudes and lady-dudes...
View ArticleLet’s Learn About That Jerk From Ohio Who’s Not Going To Be President, Then...
You know how Republican primary voters are looking for a serious candidate? One with a record of governance, popularity within his own state (sorry, Carly, but these are not vag voters, they want a...
View ArticleHarvard Law Professor Running For President (No, Not The One You Want)
So this some dude professor guy, his name is Larry, and he is running for U.S. President of America. You may be familiar with his previous political experience supporting a fake candidate for Senate in...
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